I'm Just So Beautiful . . .

. . . that I have to take dozens of pictures of myself. Most of these were taken by my webcam, although one of them, the one of me with mysteriously bloodshot eyes, was taken with my "old fashioned" camera.


My skin looks whiter than my eyes in this picture. I think I was drunk when I took it. *ahem* Yes, drunk.


This was me on my 19th birthday. Look how happy and joyous I was.


Really, I was looking like a dork on purpose.


Yo yo yo, 'sup ma peeps? It's da Clown Dude callin' atcha right here, man.


Sure, it's made out of plastic and is way too small for my head, but it cost me $1.50.


I'm really not this stupid. I just pretend to be so I can fool people.


I'M RICH! I'M FILTHY FUCKING RICH! Oh, right . . . that's Canadian Tire money. My bad.


My hair really is curlier than that. It was still wet. (I don't like it curly, though, just for the record.)